This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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