I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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