i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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