did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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