I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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