party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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