When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
