he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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