dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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