Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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