He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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