Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
