Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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