Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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