I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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