So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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