If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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