I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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