After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Even my vagina gasped.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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