i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
