Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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