is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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