he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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