in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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