oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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