Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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