I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just found a bag of teeth...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
why is half of my head shaved?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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