I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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