NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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