its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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