Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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