I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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