You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
it's great music for shaving your balls
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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