If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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