so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Your penis caused this!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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