i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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