i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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