I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Randomize
