The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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