I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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