Whod you bang
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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