You smell like stripper and shame
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize