doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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