absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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