Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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