I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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