But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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