She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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