All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Randomize
