Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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