Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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