U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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