I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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