People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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