This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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