this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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