The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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