gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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