Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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