Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
