He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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