seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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