He told me they were just razor bumps!
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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