the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
