Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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